While George W. Bush and Richard Cheney continue to send more American soldiers to their death in the civil war in Iraq, a war started that had nothing to do with a true terrorist threat against the United States (under Saddam Hussein) while diverting precious military resources away from the real enemy - Al Qaeda in Afghanistan and Pakistan and their leader Osama bin Ladin, a war that has vilified the United States across the world, the western world as well as inciting extreme hatred from most world Muslims and radicalizing many Muslim people that would not have been radicalized had we fought against those who attacked us, while these stubborn men refuse to admit error and reconstitute our military and go after the real terrorist, according to Michael Scheuer, former head of the C.I.A.'s bin Laden unit, we, in the United States, may soon face the detonation of a nuclear device in an American city.

As was pointed out in the article on the Huffington Post by Paul Slansky our illustrious President pissed away at his ranch in August 2001 after having gotten a Presidential Daily Briefing August 6th with a warning bin Ladin was determined to strike in the United States. Whatever. The President had some brush to clear and wood to chop. And we all know that nasty man who tried to assassinate his Daddy, his pansy Daddy who did not "finish the job" in 1991, Saddam, was the real evil man we needed to kick ass. Besides Halliburton was itching to tap those Iraqi oil wells.

Osama bin Ladin? Isn't he that crazy religious nomad who Clinton let slip to Afghanistan and who Clinton lobbed a few cruise missiles against in 1998? Awww, he's small potatoes, a kook, and a megalomaniac. What damage can this crazy man do?

September 11, 2001

DAMN!! That crazy man killed 3000 Americans. I better hide in an air base bunker.

September 12, 2001 - Well we believe bin Ladin was responsible for the attacks yesterday, but let's see if there is a Saddam Hussein connection - yeah, that's the ticket! bin Ladin did us a favor. Now America is ready for war, we can make a showing in Afghanistan before we go after the real enemy - Saddam Hussein.

So we divert troops from Afghanistan (after missing bin Ladin in Tora Bora in December 2001) and we send weary troops on multiple tours of duty, over-extending their commitments, to overthrow that evil man, Saddam Hussein. We do it in 3 weeks.

May 2003 - Mission Accomplished. Our Fuhrer, Bush, lands dramatically on the battleship in a military jumpsuit. Hail George W. Bush.

Dick Cheney - the militants in Iraq are in their last throes.

4 years later, Iraq is in chaos, civil war, dozens are murdered EVERY SINGLE DAY. Meanwhile, New Orleans rots, our shipping goes unsearched for REAL weapons of mass destruction while we wasted time looking for fictional weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Bush ass lickers call us nothing but pathological Bush haters, traitors, defeatists, wimps.

And as Nero fiddles away (I mean Bush chops wood at his ranch), BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

50,000 Americans die instantly.  Several hundred thousand Americans die over the next few months from radiation poisoning after the detonation of a loose Russian nuclear weapon exploded by a terrorist in the United States.

And the dictator, George W. Bush finally gets what he wants - He declares indefinite martial law across the United States and the suspension of all constitutional rights. He suspends any elections. And our dear leader makes the huge sacrifice of remaining in office past 2009 because after all he needs to be there for us, protecting us from these evil terrorists.

And the stupid frightened Americans are SO grateful for his sacrifice. As has been said, what good are rights when you are dead?

Thank God we have a strong leader who will protect us!!